Been Reading politics lots recently. American politics mainly. Strangely i can tell you far more about American politics than I can about British politics.
Anyway, here is my current politic belief structure expressed as bios for the main players in Yank and Brit politics.
Yanks first
Bush = Chimp (vile and evil)
Cheney = Vile Evil corporate Facist
Rumsfield = Vile evil career warmonger
Condi Rice = Vile evil neo-con bitch
Colin Powell = has lost whatever honour he once had by whoring himself and lying. Shame on you Colin.
Paul Wolfowitz = lives in his own little "happy neo con" dream world, oh, and runs the World Bank, bad call i feel
Doug Feith = in the words of General Tommy Franks "the dumbest fucking guy on earth"
General Tommy Franks = Shameless war whore. Should have stood up and told the people the truth
Senator McCain = The last best hope for Republicans everywhere
Senator John Kerry = Herman Munster, the least appealing presidential candidate since Bush
Senator Barack Obama = The last, best hope for the Dems
Howard Dean = I don't agree with him on some stuff but i admire his integrity and energy
Tom Delay = Hopefully about to end up in the slammer where i can only hope he makes the aquaintance of large burly men looking to make him their lady.
Judge Roberts = Has warm squishy bananas in his pants (hat tip to Bill Maher)
Overall Assessment = A corporate system to extract money out of citizens and spend it on villas and jets. Institutionalised bribery and endemic corruption. Anyone not a millionaire voting for the Rethuglicans is a moron, any millionaire voting for them is a heartless bastard.
Time for the Brits
Tony Blair = Lying machiavellian bastard
John Prescott = hahahahahahaha
David Blunkett = Corrupt Fascist
Charles Clarke = Blunkett but fatter
Mo Mowlam = Awesome, why did she have to die
Robin Cook = Gimp, but at least he had the courage of his convictions, shouldn't have died
Peter Mandelson = Lying machiavellian bastard
Alastair Campbell = Lying machiavellian bastard
Sir Ian Blair = Keep your nose out of politics you Fucking Hack and do your job (or resign, that'd be good too)
Ruth Kelly = Destroying the school system
Alistar Darling = Gimp, privatising the railways didn't work so he throws more cash at them, also totally fails to promote car sharing, bike riding or walking in any meaningful way
Ken "Red Ken" Livingstone = Best politician in the Labour party. Red Ken for Prime Minister!
Opposition
Michael Howard = Pantomine Dracula
Ken Clarke = see John Prescott
David Davies = Facist
Oliver Letwin = Inexcusible gimp
Charles Kennedy = Britains best hope at present (sadly)
Over all assessment = Corrupt bunch of Machiavelli's who answer to the beck and call of private companies. Tory's in the worst sense of the word in both parties. Lib Dems tell the truth as it is because they don't have a hope of winning. Yet. Every Election they get stronger. Hopefully once they get power they won't sell out (a vain hope i feel)
You could probably put me slightly to the left on the political spectrum.
Anyway, here is my current politic belief structure expressed as bios for the main players in Yank and Brit politics.
Yanks first
Bush = Chimp (vile and evil)
Cheney = Vile Evil corporate Facist
Rumsfield = Vile evil career warmonger
Condi Rice = Vile evil neo-con bitch
Colin Powell = has lost whatever honour he once had by whoring himself and lying. Shame on you Colin.
Paul Wolfowitz = lives in his own little "happy neo con" dream world, oh, and runs the World Bank, bad call i feel
Doug Feith = in the words of General Tommy Franks "the dumbest fucking guy on earth"
General Tommy Franks = Shameless war whore. Should have stood up and told the people the truth
Senator McCain = The last best hope for Republicans everywhere
Senator John Kerry = Herman Munster, the least appealing presidential candidate since Bush
Senator Barack Obama = The last, best hope for the Dems
Howard Dean = I don't agree with him on some stuff but i admire his integrity and energy
Tom Delay = Hopefully about to end up in the slammer where i can only hope he makes the aquaintance of large burly men looking to make him their lady.
Judge Roberts = Has warm squishy bananas in his pants (hat tip to Bill Maher)
Overall Assessment = A corporate system to extract money out of citizens and spend it on villas and jets. Institutionalised bribery and endemic corruption. Anyone not a millionaire voting for the Rethuglicans is a moron, any millionaire voting for them is a heartless bastard.
Time for the Brits
Tony Blair = Lying machiavellian bastard
John Prescott = hahahahahahaha
David Blunkett = Corrupt Fascist
Charles Clarke = Blunkett but fatter
Mo Mowlam = Awesome, why did she have to die
Robin Cook = Gimp, but at least he had the courage of his convictions, shouldn't have died
Peter Mandelson = Lying machiavellian bastard
Alastair Campbell = Lying machiavellian bastard
Sir Ian Blair = Keep your nose out of politics you Fucking Hack and do your job (or resign, that'd be good too)
Ruth Kelly = Destroying the school system
Alistar Darling = Gimp, privatising the railways didn't work so he throws more cash at them, also totally fails to promote car sharing, bike riding or walking in any meaningful way
Ken "Red Ken" Livingstone = Best politician in the Labour party. Red Ken for Prime Minister!
Opposition
Michael Howard = Pantomine Dracula
Ken Clarke = see John Prescott
David Davies = Facist
Oliver Letwin = Inexcusible gimp
Charles Kennedy = Britains best hope at present (sadly)
Over all assessment = Corrupt bunch of Machiavelli's who answer to the beck and call of private companies. Tory's in the worst sense of the word in both parties. Lib Dems tell the truth as it is because they don't have a hope of winning. Yet. Every Election they get stronger. Hopefully once they get power they won't sell out (a vain hope i feel)
You could probably put me slightly to the left on the political spectrum.
posted by Gribble The Munchkin | 7:13 AM
1 Comments:
Hey Andy. Churchill was a great symbol and a very capable war prime minister but he was also a racist, capatalist fuckhead. He wasn't a very good prime minister when bombs WEREN'T dropping. So bad in fact that after the war he didn't even win his re-election.
A large part of the Iraq problem with them hating us and all is due to Churchill authorising the use of chemical weapons to slaughter desert Arab tribes that didn't bow down to our colonial rule there.
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